I’ve never understood why some animals eat their young, but after becoming a mother, I’ve slowly begun to understand where these mothers’s were coming from. They too must have had the following question asked by their young ones as well.
Mind you, this happened early one morning in the shower, I was barely awake and hadn’t yet had breakfast.
Mommy, why do you have three tummies?
Of course, stupid me, I look down, like what is she talking about, I know I have two, but now three, crap, I’ll never be off my diet.
I don’t have three Mac, where do you see three?
Your boobies…
Now stop right there, those don’t count. I know about the other two, but hello boobies are not tummies.
Now, if I were an animal, my daughter would have made for a tasty, deluxe big breakfast.
Mackenzie observes everything and amazes me what she comes up with. She is unintentionally funny. Remember, when you were young, I would tell you that one day it will be payback. Well, welcome to the world of motherhood.
I’m so glad you joined Moo and I blogging, with our family there’s enough going on for everyone to share the insanity.
Love Mom
Yes, I remember you warned me about payback…but at the time I didn’t believe you…thanks for the warning though, now I believe you!
I love you too!
Dana